On Morning Exercise

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1. Last year my morning training sessions were rough and something I admittedly dreaded a little. This year I've gotten better at it. It's been the thing I look forward to so much! So much so that many nights feel like the night before a birthday or Christmas. My differences in a nutshell:


3. Expectations are only of excretory significance:

  • Oh man, it's gonna be impossible to front squat that much weight this morning.

  • Oh man, I just don't think I'll be able to trick that well so early.

  • Oh man, it's cold and dark out there on the track. It's just... wrong to go out there to do sprints.

  • It's gonna be hard keeping up a decent level of performance so early in the morning.

First steps: Moderate your expectations and just show up. Expectations are good only to encourage your bowels to pass a series of micro-shits. They should not encourage brooding or dread. Don't overprogram or overplan. Don't be shy either. Just show up.

If you're fortunate you'll draw upon strength you didn't expect you'd have and you'll have an amazing morning "session", possibly setting some personal records and feeling like a god the rest of the day. But if you don't feel mighty, you'll still end up feeling better and having more fun than if you didn't show up.

4. Food: Start the day's journey by eating a strong breakfast. And if you wish, drain some coffee or crunch a caffeine tablet. Then go. Don't be a pussy eater before the morning exercise. Don't opt for a light snack of toast, a banana, and a half cup of yogurt with a little whey protein mixed in it or something wimpy like that. Lung down a startling protein meal shake. Gobble some tinned or leftover meat from last night's dinner. oats or a potato. raw cabbage and onions. a pot of eggs. Make it a valiant meal. Then go forth! Do NOT wait for digestion. Your exercise IS your digestion.

Yang, Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy 4

5. A warmup: This will take care of itself as long as you are efficient in preparation and allot an appropriate amount of time. I show up at the track, the gymnasium, the field, or the playground anywhere between 5 am and 6 am. I don't have to be at work until 8 am. That gives me several hours to play. I have time. I take time.

6. Try one thing: personally, I prefer to start exercising in the morning by picking one thing and not thinking past it. This morning I'm doing weighted pullups. And that's it. I'll go from there. This also reduces warmup time since I pretty-much warmup for that one thing. This has made my morning exercising more focused and effective. And much more enjoyable. And in fact, when I'm done with that one thing and inevitably go onto something else I'm *gasp* kind of systematically warmed up. Yes folks, doing several sets of heavy pullups will actually prepare you for lower body exercises. (I'm too lazy to insert something about the CNS here).

Anyway, last year I'd go in early trying to stick to some ambitious little program I'd spent an hour designing some weekend previous, which made the experience kind of suck. So I suggest trying this one thing approach.

7. Reconsider peri-training shakes and the like: cute little plastic sippie cups with bright-pink protein powders! Micro-scoops for emasculate. erh... immaculate and ergonomic measuring of hyper-precise, metrobolic performance enhancemenersss for the modern young MASTER of physical fitness and. glLlll.. Gotta work and earn those peri-training designer smart carbs lololol!!!1... zibzub. .

Zibzub, The Guardian Legend

8. On showering: if you provide yourself enough time you can take a shower at the gymnasium. If you're not at a gymnasium and still have provided yourself enough time you can wipe down and cool down so you won't have to bother with the shower. Just allot yourself the time if you think this is necessary. End of story.

9. A sleep cycle pun: I don't feel tired training early in the morning and don't feel restless when I slide into bed early in the evening. Because I'm in the habit of training in the morning, training afternoon on lunch break, and training after work in the evening; training is really just a code word for being an active fellow who likes moving a lot! So staying awake past 8 pm is impossible.

Well, it's possible, but since I'm exhausted and looking forward to training again the next morning (because it's fun to me), I don't even consider the prospect of winding down by browsing the internet wonderlands for 20 minutes... which would turn into 2 hours. That's just not fun to me. So I scoot under the covers to awaken again that much sooner ready to run outside and play, which is more fun, of course, after a full night's rest!

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  • Valvolt Nova on

    about breakfast… what do you think about “Meat and Nuts”? Low carb, high protein and moderate fats to improve alertness and boost neurotransmitters in the morning.
    People like Charles Poliquin and maybe also Thomas Kurz advocate this kind of breakfast.
    So, what’s your take here? Ever tried it?

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