Very Good Sweatpants - Denim Blue

These days, it's challenging to find a "good" pair of sweatpants because sweatpants have become synonymous with "cheap." Or worse, people began wearing joggers instead. Ughhh... Look, I grew up with sweatpants being a "thing," and we still wear them, so why not get a "good" pair of sweatpants? Actually, how about a "Very Good" pair of sweatpants?! We did it. We've made Very Good Sweatpants!

What makes them Very Good? Most importantly, they're fucking comfortable because they're thick and spacious. We aren't skimping on fabric quality or quantity. Then we've added heavy AF brass details everywhere. And our oversized tooth side pocket zippers will make you want to crack your knuckles and punch your problems in the face. 2 side pockets, 2 back pockets, and 1 small front pocket. Classic colors. Just like the sweatpants you've always worn, except very good.

SIZING

Very Good Sweat Pants are baggy and are supposed to fit and feel baggy. If you want something form-fitting, like a jogger, GTFO. Whatever you buy for sweatpants or pajamas will be the size you will wear here.

FEATURES

FUCKING COMFORTABLE: Actually, they're the most comfortable pants we sell outside of training.

UNISEX: Appropriate for both men and women!

80% COTTON, 20% POLY: While this blend isn't extraordinary, the "gram weight" of the fabric is anything but ordinary. We fit more of the tried n' true 80:20 cotton:poly blend per square inch in our sweatpants than everyone else. Because we're not cheap! We wanted more fabric in our fabric, more fabric than ever before! So we jammed even more fabric in the very fabric of the reality of these pants! This is a very good thing.

SPACIOUS: So yeah, lots of fabric... But because these pants are spacious, the density of the fabric will not suffocate your legs. That ended up being an accidental miracle during design. Oh, did we say they're FUCKING COMFORTABLE?! Because they are.

5 POCKETS: All our pockets are deep, so you won't feel like whatever you put in them is jamming into you. 2 side pockets, 2 back pockets, and 1 small item pocket on the front that securely holds most 2.0" wide x 1.5" objects. Jewelry, keys, pill fobs, timers, dice, candies, folded notes, Allen keys, and small pocket knives are all things you can comfortably fit in the small item pocket.

ELASTIC WAISTBAND & DRAWSTRING: The drawstring isn't a cheap, white shoelace like ordinary sweatpants. It's a high-quality shoelace selected explicitly after 1000 hours of deliberation. I feel old now, having spent so much time on this decision.

HIGH-QUALITY DETAILS: From our discrete, embroidered split man logo. Metal grommets, and most importantly, carefully considered cut dimensions, our Very Good Sweat Pants are, indeed, VERY Good! Time to level up your sweatpants!