ahhh-disclaimer

CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE: OPEN CAREFULLY, AWAY FROM BODY AND FACE. WARNING: THIS PRODUCT CAN BE DANGEROUS. BE VERY CAREFUL. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT FOR HOUSEHOLD, INDUSTRIAL, OR MEDICAL USE. DO NOT INGEST. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE SMELLING SALTS PRODUCTS THAT YOU STICK UNDER SOMEONE’S NOSE AS A JOKE. YOU CAN SERIOUSLY HURT SOMEONE WITH AHHH!!! KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. DON’T USE IT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN. DON’T LET CHILDREN KNOW IT EXISTS. KEEP AWAY FROM PETS. NEVER USE THIS ON PETS. USING THIS ON PETS WOULD BE CONSIDERED CRUELTY TO ANIMALS. DO NOT TAKE THIS PRODUCT TO SCHOOL AND SHOW IT OFF TO YOUR FRIENDS. KEEP IT OUT OF THE CLASSROOM. READ: THIS PRODUCT IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR USE OF ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS OLD. KNOW YOUR GYM’S RULES. THIS PRODUCT IS SO STRONG IT CAN BE SMELLED WITHIN A FEW FEET FROM THE USER. DON’T BE RUDE. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHER PEOPLE’S SPACE WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT. AHHH!!! IS FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY (SHAKE BEFORE USE) DO NOT “SNIFF” AHHH!!! DO NOT USE AHHH!!! WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. LIGHTLY “WAFT” IT UNDER YOUR NOSE UNTIL YOU FEEL A JOLT. AHHH!!! IS BEST USED FOR RIGOROUS PHYSICAL EFFORT (IE - BEFORE A HARD EXERCISE IN A WORKOUT) TO GET PSYCHED UP. DON’T USE IT FOR THE ENTIRE WORKOUT! OVERUSE FOR ANY SHORT TIME WINDOW WILL SUBJECT YOURSELF TO THE RISK OF EXPERIENCING A SKULL SPLITTING HEADACHE THAT CAN LAST HOURS. AHHH!!! IS NOT LIKE OTHER SMELLING SALTS PRODUCTS. RESPECT IT. KEEP SCREW CAP ON WHILE NOT IN USE. BE RESPONSIBLE. GOOD LUCK.FOR MORE INFORMATION: www.acrobolix.com/saltsfaq